The Arab Witch Project

The Arab Witch Project is a 2009 "film" about.... Well, it isn't really about anything. Jacob McAuliffe fully admits that this movie is the worst movie he has ever created (mostly due to the fact that he still denies to the public that Blast-Off exists).

The plot, if you could call it that, revolves around five teenagers attempting to hunt down the "Arab Witch." The sequence of events in the film is unclear, but it begins with a scene involving the five singing and chasing cars in their sketchy neighborhood. This has no baring on the plot. The hunt begins after this, with the five looking in the woods for the witch, including walking over the same bridge three times (this is not explained). They suddenly hear a sound and all start panicing, including one of the teenagers being strangled by someone in the woods (this person is never seen again. You might be starting to see a pattern with this movie. Yeah.). It ends with three of the teenagers seemingly being possessed and trying to attack the last two with a giant stick.

Reportedly, there is over ten minutes of deleted footage, explaining what happened at the end scene, but it was cut and is now in the Chaos Productions vaults. No plans for an Arab Witch Project Director's Cut have been planned at this time.

The film stars several Jake McAuliffe regulars, including Eric Newton, Adam Rimawi, Brian Walker, Ian Sager, and Zack Kunkle. Adam's character is a very offensive Palestinian stereotype. Nobody associated with the project is sure why Adam, of Palestinian descent, chose to take on such an offensive role.

The only important thing that came out of this movie was the continuation of Jacob's...... actually, nothing good came out of it.

Trivia: Filmed at the wrap party for Detention. If you look closely at the end scene, you can see that Ian almost lights himself on fire when he turns on his lighter. Also, it is rumored that if you sinc the audio with this film with the The Wizard of Oz, Jesus appears, slaps you, and tells you off for being so stupid.